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I want to thank you for the condolences to the death of mum, it did help me- a lot! Now that most of the funeral preparations are done and the initial shock has dulled down, at least a bit, I´ve wrestled my PC out of my sister´s hands, sent her home to busy herself with other things than the WWW and chose to unwind by reading a bit of fanfiction which often cheers me up- either because of the fic`s quality or its unintentional hilarity. Unfortunately I had poured me a glass of red wine before reading, part of which trickles from the monitor down to the keybord at that moment, so your guess about unintentional hilarity is correct, and how! I think I´ve been giggling for quite a while now because of drowned soap, blown eyes, tights instead of thighs, chocked whimpers, soundless noises and white calves hanging in the water, but when all of a sudden lips were slick with salvia my monitor was slick with wine and spit. I really, really hope that it is salvia divinorum, the potent one, for it might drug this person to the point he/she won´t feel any longer what this fanfic author has done to the poor victim!