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Let´s have a look and see what I have used when writing indecent fics: Very manly men penises of course, because that´s what many of us are in for. Retractable additions of said organ (Yes, I did once  write a shapeshifter fic. Or twice. Whatever.). Flowery stems, retractable when needed, were a favourite of mine, and since I´ve went through the content of my external hard disk drive and found a few relicts from this period, I decided to finish them, so yes, there will be a few Wraeththu fics showing up the moment I get rid of the splint. Now comes the kicker: Japanese scientists have discovered a sea snail with a disposable penis which grows back within 24 hours. Unfortunately that stunt can only be performed thrice. Poor snail! Now let´s see how we can fit this natural wonder into a fic, without the "only thrice" option of course, because that would be frustrating for both reader and owner.

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Today I drove my mother to her apartment to fetch the mail in her letterbox. Guess what we saw when passing the cemetery: a big hole right beside the cemetery wall, quite a few excavators and a huge signboard "We are building your secondary home!". Headdesk! What a catch phrase at such a place! Maybe the name of the adjoining inn will make you laugh too: It´s called "The Hell"!