We´re all mad here

Now come the days of the neighbours! May they be blessed! Three different neighbours. Three birthdays in a row! Three birthday parties! And, for the umpteenth time, I am invited to all of them. Huzzah! That´s a lot of presents to buy, a lot of cake to eat, a lot of booze to drink, but my nights are cut short in return. I think I am too old for that. Hey, Luca, I thought you´d bugged me! Apparently one can´t rely on bugs anymore!