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Dec. 24th, 2013 10:25 pmThree signs that indicate Christmas is here:
You have a hell of a cold, although you are immune to the sniffles for the rest of the year
Your internet is wanky and makes off for hours, thorougly preventing chats with friends
Your sons keep ringing the doorbell at 3:30 in the morning, filled to the brim with mulled wine and heaven knows what else, both of them having forgotten the latchkey
Since I am up and running since 3:30 and have had my fair share of Wassail (Thanks, Mrs. Rat! That one works wonders!), I only want to wish a Merry Christmas to all of you, and then off to bed with me, the turkey is looming in its marinade, ready to strike back tomorrow!
You have a hell of a cold, although you are immune to the sniffles for the rest of the year
Your internet is wanky and makes off for hours, thorougly preventing chats with friends
Your sons keep ringing the doorbell at 3:30 in the morning, filled to the brim with mulled wine and heaven knows what else, both of them having forgotten the latchkey
Since I am up and running since 3:30 and have had my fair share of Wassail (Thanks, Mrs. Rat! That one works wonders!), I only want to wish a Merry Christmas to all of you, and then off to bed with me, the turkey is looming in its marinade, ready to strike back tomorrow!
