Podfic at its best!

Podfic: audio recording of fanfic, read aloud by a fan called podficcer. According to Urban Dictionary great while driving, in meetings, whilst doing sports etc.
Unaware of what I got myself into I downloaded one- and a few minutes later listened to a squeaky teeny voice reading aloud the most explicit sex scene I came into contact with up to this day. One of those magical moments I voluntarily turned off my Ipad and grabbed the next book with classic literature, after having had a glass of icecold water to make the blush in my face go away. Hello! I have been married for more than 38 years now, in this field there´s not much that can make me blush, or so I thought! But apparently I did indeed miss something...I wonder what my headmaster would have said to my state of debauchery had I listened to this podfic during a meeting...