Either he´s joking or he´s gone insane

 Threat to familiar peace is on its way, that´s why I have to post so early. I had just finished my breakfast, with hubby already out of the house for grocery shopping, when I got a Whatsapp message- we are coming! Gah! I quickly did the second bathroom and parts of the first one again then had an inspection round in the guestrooms- almost done with those. Since number three had informed us that he intended to make good use of our pool, if the weather allowed it (now where´s the bad weather when you need it?) hubby had put the pool robot to work. This is when it got complicated- the darn thing does miss too much of the dirt that makes it into the water. Hubby thinks the robot does float only, because it has lost weight. A robot. Losing weight during winter. I don´t get it, but hubby already plans to weigh Robby down. He has already brought up number four´s irons from the cellar. Sorry, but no!!! That´s salty water we are talking of! Means a lot of rust when it comes to metal! The idea alone- a robot losing weight! Has it been on a diet, because no one fed it dirt during the cold season? Did it lose weight because it missed the touch of water? Melancholic maybe? Oh dear! Are wives allowed to tap their forehead at their husbands? I am very tempted to do so!
Hubby had done two shopping tours, before I was fed up with his tendency to forget things he was to buy and had noted them on a slip of paper, which happily stayed on the dining table, while he was off. And twice at that. I really should show him how to do shopping lists on the mobile, because he never ever forgets his mobile. I jumped into my car and let hubby season the chicken wings the family will have for lunch- dinner, while I bought toothpaste and toilet paper, the second essential when family number two is here for a visit. Back home I put the chicken wings in the oven. And now we wait- for the chicken wings being ready for consumation, for the impending doom arriving at our house...