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Dearest Spider,
next time you decide to web your net inside my watering can, consider what said can is made for. So, if I flood your assumed dwelling with tap water, please,simply drown and don´t jump on my arm and buzz off again. My kitchen floor is very wet at this moment, and you are lucky that my fear of spiders is so big  Im not even able to smash you. Goodbye forever.
                                                                                         The owner of the can.