Hello, winter..

Well, hello, winter, haven´t seen you for a long time! Thought you´d come and visit as usually, alas, neither hide nor hair of you. What are you up to? Are you working a gig with our pharmacies, having a share in their profits because of skyrocketing sales of headache pills? Sending foehn instead of snow storms does indeed make a big difference! Snow is fun, foehn is equivalent to headache, so stop this nonsense! Ah, wreaking havoc somewhere else! Why not come here? Too boring? Too expectably? More fun icing parts of the US? Or snowing the southern parts of my home country under with more than one metre of snow in one day, while there´s still next to none of it left for the western regions, which are dependent on ski tourism? What do you mean by people should invest in snow guns? That´s highly pollutive, I´d say, with all that waste of energy and water plus the chemicals added to the water! Tourists should get used to snowless winters? Aha! And what do you expect them to do? Sit in front of an open fire, doing the Jägertee-part only? Or play ski bunny and the big bad wolf in the hotel room? Then you´d come, too, and watch? Pervert! Oh, you´ll be late this year, visiting at Easter, like the years before? Have you lost your marbles? Easter is in the last third of April this year, forget about it! Who needs snow at that time? Winter? Winteeeer.....