Funny entry for a change...

Hubby came home this evening, his car loudly honking away. Wow, I thought, what an improvement for someone who usually pretends to not have a car horn at all, even when the moron in front of him is about to crash into his car when driving backwards without looking. Then I saw the turn signals turn from right to left and back again incessantly, just like my uncle´s, may God rest his soul, Sicilian string of lights for the Christmas tree, which made my stomach churn and my eyeballs hurt when I followed the movements of the bulbs for too long, and with a sudden clarity I knew something was very, very wrong with hubby´s car: today´s thunderstorm and the heavy rain which had made it through the open car window (now who closes the car windows when it´s only raining, how uncool!) had left marks on the car´s electronics. Now we have a blinking tooting vehicle that begs for a visit to the car repair shop. I will not be the one who does the transfer, I´d die with shame!