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Fingon being released from Mandos´s Halls, together with a fifteen year old elven girl. Meets his former lover, who has been set free some years before and is a bit older than Fingon. We get to see lots of French kisses and X-rated situations plus a hysteric elleth. So what is this all about? Bad fanfiction? A Mary Sue? Slashy fanzone? If only! What I´m writing about is the dream I had last night. I was the elven maid who had to chase after a premature elven rascal ecstatic about having his lover back, two-armed this time and charming as ever. Scene of the crime was an elementary school, where those two had it off with each other in the playroom, the cosy corner of the classroom, the break room...I woke up while shouting "Stop groping! That´s enough!", in German of course, which is "Schluss mit der Fummelei, es reicht mir!". Hubby must have been deeply shocked. "But I haven´t done anything!" was all he said while sulkily turning his back on me. Lesson learned, from now on I won´t read any Tolkien books before going to bed!

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[katzastrophe.livejournal.com]

Poor hubby must have felt wrongly accused!

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Poor guy is used to it!

[chaotic-binky.livejournal.com]

Your poor husband :) I hate to think what you would say if you watched a horror movie lol

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That´s exactly why I don´t watch horror movies. Bad enough that I read horror stories and afterwards kind of try to strangle poor hubby because he´s the big bad villain!