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What to do now, what to do... Some lunatic bought me Fifty Shades of Grey for birthday, wrapped up in black nylons. Unfortunately, I did not get the hint until it was too late to refuse this absolutely wonderful present due to a cardiac anomaly. Haha, I´m thrilled to (have to) read this (poor) piece of workmanship. There´s more action observing our neighbor´s hamsters getting it on. Worst thing: this lunatic is apparently monitoring my reading progress. Well, I´m still at the beginning of the book, having read three other books instead of risking brain damage. Then I found this: http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/ .I´m not responsible for the content of this link. But it´s way more fun than the book.