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Elrond the Healer says: Never eat yogurt when suffering from lactose intolerance. Your case is a grave one, so please heed my council!
Me: Want lassi, tastes so good! Give me an orange cinnamon one, the big mug, please! Ah, delicious, just the thing for me when I´m thirsty!

Half an hour later we had to abandon family shopping spree, because it´s not that easy to worship the God of porcelain in the toilet of a shopping centre.

Elrond: Told you!
Me: Shut up and make yourself useful by bringing me tea, but not that foul tasting one, as last time!
Elrond: Pfft!