Monsoon/Accessorize has what?

For many years now I used to buy Christmas decoration for my windows at Accessorize: wooden Santas and princesses, metal elks and fairies, jumping Santas and other kitsch. I love those little items, as do my cats, especially Namo, who is quite fond of undressing the two unsuspecting fairies dangling at the kitchen windows, yanking off their skirt made of tulle. Namo a glutton, drunkard and a sex-addicted, too, you´d believe Tolkien created a monster, thank heavens it´s my cat we are talking about!
Anyway, I went to the Monsoon online shopping site and was all Oh and Ah about the new stuff I intended to buy this week, now that prices should already be a bit lower than at the beginning of the festive season. I went to the shopping centre where I had bought my figurines, alas, the shop I sought wasn´t there anymore, as was the other shop in town. In the evening I found out that all Monsoon/Accessorize shops in my country had been closed down in July, and I still wonder why, because I was under the impression that especially young people quite liked the array of products. So sorry, Namo, no new playmate for you (Accessorize had three new fairies on their site) to get a look under the skirt, because I won´t travel to Munich to buy a strip down dolly for my wayward cat!

Namo´s playmates, uncensored