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Wanna try my new seating furniture on the terrace? Not to be recommended, I´d say. Tomorrow I´ll have a talk with our vet about her cat. No, cat hasn´t scratched the lounge. Cat is well-educated and only sleeps on the pillows, so why talk to the vet? Come and sit down on my sofa and tell me what you feel! Nothing? You sure? Ah, now you felt a prick on your thigh? Another one? It hurts a bit? That might be the reason why I´ll give the vet a proper talking to tomorrow. Her former pet is a fleabag. Literally. None can use the lounge anymore because those tiny critters try to eat you up alive. Well, it´s her cat, so she´d better decontaminate both, cat and sitting area, or I´ll take the cat, drive it to her new home and let it out in the middle of her living room, on her enormous deep-pile rug, and that´s no idle threat!